The Bean Merchant Matchmaker

"Where every cup is a love story"

Ready to find your coffee soulmate? In just 60 seconds, our matchmaker will analyze your taste preferences, morning rituals, and flavour desires to pair you with coffees that'll make your heart skip a beat.

🔒 100% Private ⚡ 60 Seconds 💝 94% Love at First Sip
Question 1 of 8

How do you start your coffee romance each morning?

Tell us about your brewing ritual...

Espresso Machine
Pods, capsules, or traditional espresso
🫖
Pour Over / Filter
V60, Chemex, drip machine, or any filter method
☕️
French Press / Plunger
Full immersion brewing for rich, full body
🥤
Cold Brew / Iced
Smooth, refreshing, low-acid perfection
Question 2 of 8 🥛

How do you take your coffee?

Your perfect morning companion...

Black Coffee
Pure, unadulterated coffee flavour
🥛
With Milk
Smooth and creamy perfection
🌾
Plant-Based Milk
Oat, almond, or soy for me
🍯
Touch of Sweetness
A little sugar makes it perfect
Question 3 of 8 🥛

If you were choosing milk purely for texture...

What feels right to you?

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Skim Milk
Light, clean, refreshing
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2% Milk
Balanced and smooth
🍶
Full Cream
Rich, indulgent, velvety
Question 4 of 8 🍓

Which fruit's acidity appeals to you most?

This helps us understand your flavour preferences...

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Bright Citrus
Orange, lemon, grapefruit zing
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Sweet Berries
Blueberry, raspberry, strawberry notes
🥭
Tropical Fruits
Mango, pineapple, passion fruit
🍑
Stone Fruits
Peach, apricot, plum sweetness
Question 5 of 8 🍪

Your guilt-free snack choice reveals a lot...

Which tempts you most?

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Lemon Tart
Bright, zesty, refreshing
🍮
Caramel Flan
Sweet, smooth, balanced
🥜
Roasted Almonds
Nutty, toasted, satisfying
🍫
Dark Chocolate
Rich, bold, indulgent
Question 6 of 8

Which flavour note makes your heart skip a beat?

Your ideal coffee personality...

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Floral & Delicate
Jasmine, lavender, rose notes
🍒
Fruity & Bright
Berry, citrus, wine-like
🌰
Nutty & Smooth
Hazelnut, almond, cocoa
🌶️
Spicy & Complex
Cinnamon, clove, exotic spices
Question 7 of 8 📦

How often should we deliver your perfect match?

Fresh coffee, right on schedule...

Weekly
I'm a serious coffee lover
Fortnightly
The perfect balance
📅
Monthly
Nice and steady
Question 8 of 9 ⚙️

Let's perfect your coffee delivery...

How should we prepare your beans?

Grind Type:

Whole Bean
I'll grind fresh at home
Espresso
Fine grind for machines
Filter
Medium grind for pour-over
Plunger
Coarse grind for French press

Weekly Coffee Consumption:

14 cups per week
Bonus Question 🎲

How adventurous are you feeling?

Your coffee journey preference...

🌈
Surprise Me!
Different coffee each delivery from my matches
❤️
Steady Love
Same coffee until I decide to change

🥁 Drum roll please...

The Sophisticated Explorer

You're not afraid to venture into new flavour territories, but you appreciate quality and craftsmanship above all. Your perfect match balances adventure with sophistication.

🎯 Precision Focused
🌍 Globally Curious
💎 Quality Driven